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Funny odds of online dating

No one wants to date sad-sack, and no one wants to hear about your terrible past dating life the first time they talk to you.

This is how to send a semi-decent online dating message in nine easy steps.

A one-sentence message probably isn’t saying enough, but you also don’t want to send a novel.

Funny is good, but if you are not actually funny, don’t strain anything trying to be.

Straightforward and nice is infinitely better than trying to be funny and failing miserably. There are lots of reasons why someone might not message you back. Now have patience, or set your sights on one of the 10,000 other single people in your area.

If you’re sending a message, the recipient already knows you’ve looked at their pictures and find them attractive.

So instead of stating the obvious (“you look like a small child and I enjoy sexing small children”), point to what it was that attracted you to their personality (or at least the fragment of their personality that they put on the internet).

So respond to what’s in their profile and ask a question or two. ___If you've got your own online dating horror stories, drop them below, or submit them anonymously.